CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone
about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to
200 MB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.
TITANIC VIRUS
(A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :)
PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it
through
Windows.
OK....NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR ANOTHER VIRUS MESSAGE:
CNN REPORTS A NEW VIRUS HAS BEEN RECENTLY DISCOVERED.
ONE PERSON CAN PASS IT ON TO MILLIONS AS IT IS VERY
CONTAGIOUS. THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL HAS
REPORTED THIS WEEK THAT THE VIRUS SPREADS VERY
RAPIDLY FROM ONE PERSON TO THE NEXT. THEY HAVE
PUT A VERY SPECIAL NAME ON THIS VIRUS. IT IS CALLED...
A SMILE
OH! OH! TOO LATE!!
I SEE IT ON YOUR FACE ALREADY!
You've got the virus!!!!
Have a GREAT time!
© 1998 Wurli • Revised: Juli 19, 2001